Julia
Segal

Hi! I'm Julia Segal, I am a comedian and a writer... but only until I earn enough money for my boob job. I live in NYC and have over 3 websites, which is crazy. It's like the equivalent of owning 20 cats, but since this is the internet, these are LOLcats. I love doing stand-up comedy, and am finishing up my first book for Chronicle Books based on one of my websites . I need a job, an agent, and would like to lose 5 pounds.